Saturday Is For Turkeys
In honor of the most beloved political video of all time and in appreciation of all our registered NRA members (whom we also love) I present one of my very favorite time wasters for your weekend diversion. There’s just something deeply satisfying for a political junkie about blowing up turkeys, isn’t there? Alas, unlike Sarah Palin’s poor doomed turkeys, these wily ones can escape through the front of your computer. After three of them get away, the game is over. Others (like most political turkeys) eventually get smart and put on protective armor. And if that’s not enough, ultimately they arm themselves with assault rifles (I’m pretty sure they have extended clips) and start firing back.
I have no idea what happens after the turkeys acquire weapons…I’ve never been able to get that far. My annoying 11-year-old tech assistant (who claims to have run his score somewhere up over 6,000) tells me it’s “awesome” but smugly refuses to provide further details. If any of you are skilful enough to find out, I would greatly appreciate being let in on the secret.