I should admit right up front that I’m a huge fan of Sarah Palin. I’m aroused by her car­niv­o­rous­ness, which is almost equal to my own. And I get really turned on when she talks about dead fish. (Don’t tell any­body, but I have this Palin pinup on the wall of my habi­tat. OOOHHH! Sha-​​ZAM!)

Okay, tak­ing a moment to com­pose myself…

So, imag­ine my excite­ment when I obtained a pirated copy of the new movie, Sarah Palin: The Unde­feated which pre­mieres in Iowa this week. I have it queued up right now, and I’m watch­ing it as soon as I leave here. I know it will be enthralling, and I also hope it helps me to work out the sig­nif­i­cance of the title. Does it mean quit­ting is the same as win­ning? You can’t lose if you don’t run? 2008 never actu­ally happened?

Well, I guess I’ll find out. Right now I have a movie to watch, and I need to whip myself up a nice big bowl of pop­corn shrimp.