Archive for August 17, 2011
Mystery In Alaska
26Because of his passionate adoration of Sarah Palin, our pet political
platypus is fascinated by anything to do with Alaska (even though he is better suited biologically to somewhat warmer climes.) So Pauly was intrigued to hear this bit of news about a genuine Alaskan mystery. As you can see from the link, it appears that a remote Inuit village (that’s “Eskimo” to you) has been inundated with acres of a strange orange goo. Nobody knows where it came from or what it’s made of, though samples have now been taken and submitted for analysis.
Pauly is anxious to know what you think the weird stuff might be. It’s neon orange and seems quite oily, but turns out when gathered to be light and powdery. Pauly’s owners, having taken a peek at Going Rogue, conjecture that perhaps Alaskan bookstore owners have dumped their thousands of remaindered copies into the ocean, where they have dissolved into this oily, powdery, brightly-colored goo.
But your theories may differ. We’re eager to hear them.
Related articles
- Mystery Orange Goo in Remote Alaskan Village Identified (foxnews.com)
- Mystery orange goo invades Alaska village (holykaw.alltop.com)
- Tide of neon orange goo baffles Alaskan town (telegraph.co.uk)
- By sea and rain: Alaskan village inundated by mysterious orange goo (theextinctionprotocol.wordpress.com)
- Mysterious Orange Goo Baffles Remote Alaska Village (uwtreasures.wordpress.com)


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