This week Sally Ride reached for the heav­ens, and Sher­man Hem­s­ley moved on up. We learned that Penn­syl­va­nia State Uni­ver­sity opted to remove the statue of Joe Paterno, rather than merely turn­ing it so he would look the other way. Mean­while, the uni­ver­sity agreed to retroac­tively retire from NCAA in order to be able to return in a few years. Chick-​​fil-​​A got plenty of beef from offi­cials in Chicago. And Repub­li­can Pres­i­den­tial can­di­date Mitt Rom­ney dis­cov­ered that he is just as good at insult­ing the Eng­lish as he is at insult­ing Americans.

It’s Fri­day, which means the floor belongs do you. Get out your brooms and start sweep­ing up the mess! Do you think you live in a barn???

Don’t see an arti­cle on a par­tic­u­lar topic, but want to talk about it some­where? This is Open Mic. Talk about what­ever you want, but stay respectful.

We cre­ate a new Open Mic every week to give a clean slate, but feel free to add to this topic at any time.