Open Mic

Open Mic May 3

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This shouldn’t be the story. The fact that this was a story should be the story.

Today’s Open Mic car­ries a sin­gle story of the week. Last week­end, Wilcox County High School in Geor­gia held its first racially inte­grated prom. Nearly a half-​​century after the pas­sage of the Civil Rights Act. Sure, all of those seg­re­gated proms were legal, sim­ply because the school refused to hold one since the Act was passed…and left it to “pri­vate enti­ties” to hold “pri­vate par­ties” that just hap­pened to look exactly like high school proms. There are so many metas­to­ries here. Why is this dog-​​bites-​​man story a story? Is it because the dog finally bit back, after a half-​​century of the man bit­ing the dog? Is that why we didn’t see any­thing in the press about the 2012 “pri­vate par­ties”, which were merely seg­re­gated proms? What was wrong with the 2012 class’s stu­dents? Or 2011’s? Or 2010’s? We had a bira­cial Pres­i­dent, but bira­cial stu­dents couldn’t attend the “white pri­vate party”…in 2012!

In related news, in Birm­ing­ham, Alabama, A. H. Parker High School’s class of 1963 held its prom this week. Only 50 years late. You see, the prom was can­celed in 1963 after stu­dents protested seg­re­ga­tion. And the stu­dents are still wait­ing for their grad­u­a­tion ceremony.

Of course, it’s Fri­day, so you get to decide what to dis­cuss. But this is at least food for thought.

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Open Mic April 26

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She takes a better picture when she's not being pursued by a pack of hounds.

She takes a bet­ter pic­ture when she’s not being pur­sued by a pack of hounds.

The sur­viv­ing Boston Marathon bomb­ing sus­pect was read his Miranda rights while the Out­rage Machine blamed the Bill of Rights. How could we have known that the framers meant what they said? His silence may have been a shrewd move by an inter­na­tional crim­i­nal mas­ter­mind, or it might have been that he suf­fered mul­ti­ple throat wounds. We report, you decide. Inves­ti­ga­tors and the mas­sive media have now turned to his mother, father and sister-​​in-​​law for answers.

They thought they knew who over­cooked the ricin, but the case just got weirder when the Fed­erales released their sus­pect: a search of his house revealed no weapons of mass destruc­tion. Sus­pi­cion now falls on his rival.

Just east of America’s Ricin Bowl, we learn that not all tree-​​huggers are in blue states.

Sen­a­tor Bau­cus decided no longer to cau­cus — with the Democ­rats. He’s sit­ting out the 2014 election.

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Open Mic April 19

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Sonic Boom: the explo­sion at the fer­til­izer plant in West, Texas.

The week started off with a dis­as­ter in Boston, as some­one exploded a pair of bombs at the fin­ish line of the Boston Marathon. Wednes­day night, there was a dis­as­ter in Texas as a fer­til­izer plant exploded, killing at least fif­teen peo­ple. The Sen­ate had its own dis­as­ter, as a minor­ity of Sen­a­tors fil­i­bus­tered a bill with pro­vi­sions sup­ported by nine out of ten Amer­i­cans. Harry Reid promised to come back to it — the fight is not over. Dis­as­ters were averted when two let­ters con­tain­ing the deadly poi­son ricin were dis­cov­ered, one addressed to a Sen­a­tor, he other to the Pres­i­dent. A sus­pect is in cus­tody. Another sus­pect is in cus­tody — a mar­ried cou­ple, actu­ally — in a dis­as­ter that hap­pened, the mur­der of a pair of Texas pros­e­cu­tors (and the wife of one of them). The dis­as­ter that was America’s response to the Sep­tem­ber 11 attacks had more light shed upon it, as a bipar­ti­san com­mis­sion con­cluded that the Bush Admin­is­tra­tion tor­tured many of the peo­ple it ille­gally detained. In what might be an inter­est­ing twist on the ori­gin of the word “dis­as­ter” — a “bad star” — NASA announced dis­cov­ery of two or three plan­ets that might har­bor life, thus per­haps orbit­ing good stars.

But we don’t have to talk about dis­as­ters. It’s Fri­day, and that means the floor is yours. What do you want to discuss?

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Open Mic April 12

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John Boehner - Caricature

Bud­get reactions

It’s now been a year since the arrest of George Zim­mer­man, the guy accused of killing Trayvon Mar­tin. The U.S. Sen­ate, with a bipar­ti­san 68–31 vote, defeated an attempt to fil­i­buster a new gun con­trol bill. Immi­gra­tion reform con­tin­ues to move for­ward, with 64 per­cent of Amer­i­cans want­ing it to include a path to cit­i­zen­ship for undoc­u­mented immi­grants. Pres­i­dent Obama pre­sented his pro­posed 2014 bud­get; Speaker Boehner had harsh words to say about it, though he liked the parts about Social Secu­rity. He even stepped away from a colleague’s crit­i­cism. Mean­while, Kim Jong Un con­tin­ues to flaunt his nut­ti­ness.

It’s Fri­day, and that means the floor is yours. What do you want to discuss?

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Open Mic April 5

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Gene Siskel (left) and Roger Ebert, along with their famous thumbs.

Pres­i­dent Obama went on tour this week to sell his pro­posal for increased firearm reg­u­la­tions. Recent job growth has report­edly been faster in large com­pa­nies than in small ones, a change from the his­tor­i­cal norm. North Korea con­tin­ued its saber-​​rattling this week. We lost a leg­end At the Movies; crit­ics gave it two thumbs down. And speak­ing of such dark mat­ters, a par­ti­cle hunter attached to the Inter­na­tional Space Sta­tion may have found the build­ing blocks of dark mat­ter.

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Open Mic March 29

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English: A USSR stamp, 70th Birth Anniversary ...

The week may have been dom­i­nated by gays, but that wasn’t the only thing that hap­pened, and much of it wasn’t so gay. Details have been revealed about the New­town mas­sacre. A for­mer U.S. sol­dier has been charged with aid­ing al-​​Qaeda in Syria. NASA released pho­tos of an enor­mous solar erup­tion. Nel­son Man­dela, now 94 years old, has been hos­pi­tal­ized over a recur­ring lung ail­ment. Unknown forces tried to cut Egypt’s access to the Inter­net, along with much of the Mid­dle East and por­tions of Asia. Per­haps worst of all, Bar­bara Wal­ters announced she will leave The View.

It’s Fri­day, and that means the floor is yours. What do you want to discuss?

Don’t see an arti­cle on a par­tic­u­lar topic, but want to talk about it some­where? This is Open Mic. Talk about what­ever you want, but stay respectful.

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