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Ballot Watch: Marijuana
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Support for marijuana legalization: attitudes changing over time (Gallup 1970–2011, top) and regionally (Zogby 2009, bottom).
Welcome to Ballot Watch. Today is the second in the series of articles on the upcoming ballot initiatives and some key local elections. Some of these will cover topics in common with multiple states, while others will look at a state level.
President Obama has disappointed many left-wing and Libertarian supporters by reneging on his public promises regarding enforcement of marijuana laws. Many of the laws on the list which follows will create a legal quandary: while many social conservatives support the 10th Amendment when it comes to their pet issues, they’re not nearly as keen on the same provision in the Bill of Rights when it comes to same-sex marriage (article Thursday) or medical marijuana use.
In this, our second installment in the Ballot Watch series (Unions First!), I’ll examine marijuana legalization or decriminalization initiatives, state by state.
Solving the Obesity Problem
11Pauly spends a lot of time swimming around in his pond, pondering the problems of the world.
Being a particularly perspicacious political platypus, he is a problem-solver par excellence. Pauly’s latest offering is one of his very best. Our platypus proposes a solution to the obesity problem in America: legalizing pot!
It turns out that fatty foods stimulate the same chemical releases in the brain as marijuana, which is why it’s so hard for you to eat just one potato chip. So, Pauly argues, it follows that if pot is legal, everybody will forgo the fatty faux-chemicals and go straight for the real thing (which is non-fattening.) If legal pot is properly taxed, it could solve the deficit, obesity and skyrocketing health care costs, all in one toke… er, stroke.
Pauly accepts your grateful accolades with his usual grace and humility. “Aw shucks, t’aint nuthin’,” he murmurs shyly, twirling a webbed toe in the mud.






